My wife just stopped and said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” I thought “That’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
HAPPY FATHERS DAY
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Here are our top 11 dad jokes (so hard to choose just a few!)
Reversing the car 'Ahh, this takes me back.'
'I'll call you later.'
'Don't call me later, call me Dad.'
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad, 'Are you going to put it up yourself?' Dad replied 'Don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room.’
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
To the person that stole my antidepressants. I hope you’re happy now.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
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